He must have been burying his beef bifter in Martha's fleshy graveyard of a vagina.
In Thailand you shower before the shagging commences (not speaking from personal experience), otherwise when heading South.. one has to change directions and head North (speaking from personal experience).
Hahahaha, it is not a bad idea to shower before the deed!
I might even contemplate it myself if I was not famous for smelling of sandalwood and myrrh. :OD
I've heard that some people have a trick involving two condoms that might be useful. The male puts the first condom on ... then carefully smears it with Tiger Balm ... then puts the second condom over that.
That way, if either condom breaks, one of the two parties will instantly know.
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