"horgrust" love the newly coined word
I shooed his leaflety hand away as if it were one of those friendly dogs with the big heads and massive semi-solid slabbers hanging from its mouth that always tried to wipe their faces on your thigh
The picture these words created in my mind made me LOL I mean really loud.
Haha, I have had too much experience with those big wet mouthed beasts! :OD