Really a simple solution..just state that you are 49 years and an odd number of days (365) old. You wouldn't be lying??
On another note - about the kids..and income streams..and the nwo government...how exactly would one go about that ? - asking for a friend!
Truly.....Happy Birthday!!
49 and a bit. Yes, that will do nicely. Even when I am seventy odd I shall say I am 49 and a bit!!
Apparently you write a letter to the British royal family saying you have some promising young mice the men in black do the rest! :0D
ahaaa..duly noted