Who would name their child Simian? It's a good thing you didn't have a banana in your pocket!
I hear alot of people talking about shut downs and lay-offs. Keep your hands busy (not in your pockets) and it might not hurt to carry that banana with you ;-)
My hands will now officially never be in my pockets and I am thinking I might work from home a bit more so I can skive but with the golden shine of looking as if I am working loads. Its rubbish in the office as they can see you!