No joke, I'm actually really good at the latter three, but man...those first two!
I'm a pretty negative person, but I also keep it on the real. My circle is small, but they're all true blue and would help me hide the body.
Above all, they know that >I< know how to hide the body.
~Thomas Duder, Author of the Things
Hahah, Even I have the same problem with the first two. Im trying to get these bad habits out and it slowly is going away. Some times you gotta complain haha, I end up ranting sometimes too :).
Plus I'm just good at ranting. :D