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There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe
While dreaming of Venus
He tickled his penis
And woke up with a hand full of goo!

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May I suggest the next week's rhyming word?

Try this: "May I suggest next week's rhyming word?"
ie lose the "word" you want to use ....!!

Slow on the uptake. Edited again.

Yes, you would be most welcome!

May I suggest you edit your comment to: "May I suggest next week's rhyming word?"
And then you are fully welcome to be the guest "Wordster"!!