There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks
But he failed at the sport
'cause he wrote them too short
Apologies. I didn't write this, and have no idea who did, so I cannot provide proper attribution. I will go compose something properly original.
A little bit like the Man from Peru ... who stopped at line two!! I confess that I did not write that one either!
There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe
While dreaming of Venus
He tickled his penis
And woke up with a hand full of goo!
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May I suggest the next week's rhyming word?
Try this: "May I suggest next week's rhyming word?"
ie lose the "word" you want to use ....!!
Slow on the uptake. Edited again.
Yes, you would be most welcome!
May I suggest you edit your comment to: "May I suggest next week's rhyming word?"
And then you are fully welcome to be the guest "Wordster"!!