LOLZ Project Update - New Governors, Auto-Farming Reports, To Do List, Daily LOLZ Giveaways, and LOLZ Free4all

in #lolz2 years ago (edited)

Project Update

Whew, after a lazy December we got stuff done in January and February. As we move in to March we still have a few To Do's on our list but are looking forward to entering a stable growth phase.

Mission Update

With all our talk about LOLZ defi and dividends, it is good to remember that our real mission is to spread laughter and joy on the blockchain, and from the comments we often get we can see that we have been succeeding at that. Thanks to all of you that have taken the time to drop a note and let us know you appreciate a joke.

And thanks too to those of you who have given our jokes an upvote or shared some !LUV or !PIZZA with us. Every bit helps and is appreciated.

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LOLZ Mining

The @lolzbot has been busy busy busy lately and is hitting over 400 calls per day, up nearly 50 from our last update. Our resource credits have been hanging in but only barely. As a stop gab we will likely curtail the error messages soon as they are prone to abuse anyway and that should buy us some time.

In the mean time we will be working to get HP delegation added to LOLZ Farming which should help RC situation a lot. Also author rewards to our daily farming reports will help us grow our HP a bit.

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LOLZ Defi Update

The LOLZ Curation, Farming, and Dividends scripts have been working well and farming rewards and dividends have gone out like clockwork lately. Whew... fingers crossed it stays that way. #LOLZ

We plan to add a few more tribes to our curation and farming options. We are considering adding Foodie, Creative Coin, and Bee and will look to the comments below to see if there are other tribes we should consider adding support for.

We were happy with adoption during our first month and feel poised for growth in the coming months.

NFT Based Governing System Established

Did you see that also launched a Governing system based on the LOLZ Governness NFTs?

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I'm happy to say we now have our first four Governors - @cryptokungfu, @imno, @arpuch, and @captaincryptic. These brave souls have agreed to take on the task of guiding the LOLZ Project forward, and have been given keys to the Governor's Mansion on our LOLZ Discord server where all sorts of top secret discussions shall be had.

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Want to be an LOLZ Governor and help guide our growth? You can still buy a Governness NFT at Hiveme.me using MEME tokens. Alternatively, you can send @lolztoken 10 HIVE with a memo saying "I want to be a Governor" and we will send you a NFT.

Proceeds from NFT sales have been staked and added over 100,000 MEME power to our @lolz.meme curation bot. We will stake all proceeds to further increase our curation power.

Auto-Farming Reports

We are also happy to have implemented our auto-farming reports. These reports are going out daily and giving our farmers and Headliners a quick way to see the rewards they have earned, and a way for them to give us an upvote to say "thanks." All the HBD earnings over $5/month (our current server costs) from these posts will be used to buy and burn LOLZ tokens and all tokens are being staked to help increase curation value.

To-Do List

While we got a lot on our plate done over the last few months, we still have a few items on our to-do list.

At the top of the list is to add HIVE delegation to our farming system. We plan to make it to where you can delegate to @lolzbot (our main need for HP) or any of our curation bots. By delegating to our curation bots you will be able to support the LOLZ users in the specific tribe the bot is curating in.

We are also wanting to add a new daily LOLZ giveaway. The idea for this giveaway will be that we will make a giveaway post every day. To enter you will need to send an LOLZ to @lolztoken. Half the LOLZ tokens sent will be burned, and the other half will be given away to one lucky winner.

Finally, we are considering adding a rotating promotion at the bottom of our jokes. Currently every jokes ends with instructions on how to use the !LOLZ command. Now that LOLZ is well established and most people know how to use the command we think we can put that space to better use. More on that to come.

LOLZ Free For All

What would an LOLZ Update be with out a LOLZ Free For All? You can earn upto 3 LOLZ in this giveaway!

  • Drop us a comment below (1 LOLZ)
  • Tag a friend in your comment (1 LOLZ)
  • Re-blog this post and tell us you did in the comments (1 LOLZ)

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About the LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are some easy ways you can help support the LOLZ Project -

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
  • Delegate Hive tokens and earn LOLZ Farming rewards.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.

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Thanks for this great projet 👍
!LUV
!LOLZ
!PIZZA
tag @invest-time
rebloged

!LOLZ

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

@invest-time, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 16.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

!LOLZ

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

Credit: reddit
@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @gestion.alive
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/6)

@servelle(2/5) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.


Tap to help.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Credit: lofone
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @servelle
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

Thanks, we appreciate the support! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@servelle - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Giving out some extra !LOLZ just because...

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

Credit: reddit
@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)

Nice to hear the news. I have reblogged this article.
@darmst5339 Thanks for the info.
!LOL

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@ijat - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

!hivebits
!PIZZA
!LOL
!LUV

Nice oneup upvote. I am using the oneup app to vote on replies.
!hivebits
!PIZZA
!LOL
!LUV

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

Credit: manuvert
@darmst5339, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @ijat
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)

Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space) or ! HBIT (no space), 1-per-day. Success! You mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><

Confirmation replies are currently on, but they'll go off when Resource Credits (RCs) get low. Your hivebits command will still go through and you'll get your HBIT.

@ijat(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.


Tap to help.

Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space) or ! HBIT (no space), 1-per-day. Success! You mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><

Confirmation replies are currently on, but they'll go off when Resource Credits (RCs) get low. Your hivebits command will still go through and you'll get your HBIT.

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

Credit: hhayweaver
@ijat, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @darmst5339
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

@darmst5339(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.


Tap to help.

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @ijat
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

A suggestion: Expanding the types of jokes/humor and tying them to alternate commands.
Don't get me wrong, the punny dad jokes are killing me, but what about dark humor for example? (That would be !LOLDARK then or something)

Reblogged and tagging @tanjakolader because she REALLY likes the dad jokes.

!PIZZA

Thanks for the suggestion! That would be nice. !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@rarej - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

@rarej you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 1 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

Reblogged!
!PIZZA

and one more for you... !LOLZ !gif make it rain

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo

Credit: reddit
@imno, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

I'm still trying to get some buffalo jokes in this database. We're pretty funny animals if you ask me.

!LOLZ ... Thanks for the reminder, we still need to add the last batch of jokes and get another LOLZ Joke-fest going.

A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

Credit: reddit
@buffalobison, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

Alright. I just jumped on the Discord.

!LOLZ
!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @imno, @lolztoken

remaining commands 3

Buy and stake 10 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM per day,
100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

Create a HIVE account with PGM from our discord server, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @imno
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

Great! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@imno - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

looks amazing !1UP !PGM !PIZZA !Gif lol !LOLZ

Thanks! !LOLZ

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

Credit: reddit
@dynamicrypto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @dynamicrypto, @lolztoken

remaining commands 4

Buy and stake 10 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM per day,
100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

Create a HIVE account with PGM from our discord server, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dynamicrypto
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

Giving out some extra !LOLZ just because...

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.

Credit: reddit
@dynamicrypto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

Keep up the good work guys!
@mpoukovo
!GIF HODL

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@lofone - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Giving out some extra !LOLZ just because...

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

Credit: mimismartypants
@lofone, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

Great update! Everything seems to be going great! !LOLZ !PIZZA !LUV !hivebits

Giving out some extra !LOLZ just because...

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.

Credit: reddit
@arpuch, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

@arpuch(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.


Tap to help.

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @arpuch
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

looks amazing !
@brianhuang
Have a great day.
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

Giving out some extra !LOLZ just because...

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

Credit: reddit
@steem82868, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @steem82868
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

Thanks for the support! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@steem82868 - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Never forget to smile
!LOLZ !BEER

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

Credit: lofone
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @bitpizza
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/4)

Thanks! !LOLZ

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.

Credit: reddit
@bitpizza, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

So I leave a comment?
Tag a friend @enosh ?
and reblog?
No I don't think I can do that, it is very complicated !LOLZ
Have a !PIZZA and a !BEER

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @hhayweaver
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/6)

!gif !LOLZ ... way to hard. Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@hhayweaver - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

Credit: dyson-the-booper
@hhayweaver, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
olympicdragon tipped lolztoken (x1)
marshmellowman tipped lolztoken (x1)
arpuch tipped lolztoken (x1)
dynamicrypto tipped lolztoken (x1)
servelle tipped lolztoken (x1)
@forsakensushi(9/10) tipped @lolztoken (x2)
ijat tipped darmst5339 (x1)
darmst5339 tipped ijat (x1)
rarej tipped lolztoken (x1)
steem82868 tipped lolztoken (x1)
hhayweaver tipped lolztoken (x1)

Join us in Discord!

Upvoted, @michupa being tagged, and reblogged too! I love the daily giveaways (both for being fun and for burning tokens) and running ads on @lolzbot messages!

!LOLZ

Ah, about adding more tribes... have you guys taken a loot a THGaming and PIMP? Both are top notch tribes that's been growing a lot!

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @luizeba
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

Giving out some extra !LOLZ just because...

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

Credit: reddit
@luizeba, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

That is the second time somone has suggested those two tribes, so I will need to consider them. Can you shout me the links for their frontpages? !DOPLOLZ 3


Hey @lolztoken, here is a little bit of BEER from @bitpizza for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

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Have really enjoyed using lolz token since its inception, I need to learn more about the staking and farming. Keep up the great work. @maccazftw and reblogged

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@new.things - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Ahhhh, @lolztoken (and lolzbot!) you've been so hard at work. I'm so grateful! I !LUV getting great jokes pop up in Hive land. And for some strange reason it didn't even occur to me that I could reply to the (really good 😅) jokes with tokens! Thanks for educating me. I shall now do this anytime I feel inspired to do so.

I have reblogged this useful, mirth-spreading post and want to make sure my friend @jessgwynne also sees this! 😉😘🤗

@consciouscat(4/4) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.


Tap to help.

Thanks! We have enjoyed your encouragement! You won't be able to send @lolzbot an LOLZ but any of the other tokens would be great. !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@consciouscat - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Awwwwwwh. I'm glad you could receive my !LUV (both figurately and literally!)
And noted on the 'no lolz to the lolzbot'. I'll assume it's the same for you @lolztoken, unless you tell me otherwise. For now, I have heaps of luv to give, so that's what I'll focus on ;)

Thanks for the lolz (tokens)!!! 🙏... and the lolz (laughs)!!!!!🤣😅😂

@consciouscat(1/4) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.


Tap to help.

You can send @lolztoken LOLZ, but it just goes back to the mining pool eventually. But the command just doesn't work on @lolzbot.

Aha! I understand. Thanks !LUV 😉😃

Giving out some extra !LOLZ just because...

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.

Credit: reddit
@consciouscat, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

Hahaha. !LUV it 😉

BTW, another stellar one by @reddit. That Hivean sure is a funny one 😁

@consciouscat(2/4) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.


Tap to help.

Continue doing your amazing job guys , this project looks very promising. Can't wait for future updates !!!

@karkalitsos
Reblogged :)

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@mpoukovo - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Comment, tagging @mineopoly and Reblogged!

Thanks for the support! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@theabsolute - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I better join the discord! I really like this project, I think we all need more stuff that makes us !LOLZ

Yes! And then I will add you to the Governor's Mansion so we can start plotting the take over of the world! !LOLZ !gif pinky and the brain

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

Credit: gillianpearce
@cryptokungfu, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @cryptokungfu
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

Thanks for the update! !LOL

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @belhaven14
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/6)

You are welcome my friend! !LOLZ

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.

Credit: reddit
@belhaven14, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

Thanks for the nice giveaway. I already have 1 lolz token sent from a blogger. I have just reblog this posts. This is great way to promote !

!PIZZA

Well now you have two more! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@olympicdragon - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Alright, keep up the good work! @cmmemes

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@anderssinho - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

This touch is fabulous, I love it. I'm going to put you on my list of pending delegations. Where should I delegate the HP?
!LOLZ

I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @yeckingo1
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

Thanks! @lolzbot is the place we will need it the most. !LOLZ

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

Credit: reddit
@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

Sweet update thanks. !PIZZA

Thanks! I see you have dropped a bunch of jokes for us too.. thanks! !LOLZ

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

Credit: playbyhive
@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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You have received a 1UP from @dynamicrypto!

The following @oneup-cartel family members will soon upvote your post:
@monster-curator, @oneup-curator, @ctp-curator, @bee-curator, @meme-curator
And they will bring !PIZZA 🍕

Learn more about our delegation service to earn daily rewards. Join the family on Discord.

!hivebits
!LUV

Thanks for the LUV. !LOLZ

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

Credit: marshmellowman
@emeka4, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

@emeka4(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.


Tap to help.

I recently got the ability to !LOLZ!!! Thank you!!!! Take a look @cjlugo! I reblogged this post! Congratulations for all that good work and getting such milestones! Next month will be even much better for @lolztoken!

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

@cpol you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 1 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@cpol - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Thanks for the update! I finally found a few tokens to delegate. Still tiny amounts, I will need to do better. Keep it up!
!LUV
!hivebits
And reblogged

Thanks... and every bit helps. !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@manuvert - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

@manuvert(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.


Tap to help.

We should consider adding Leo.

Yeah, we might. We just don't want to get on the wrong side of some of the LEO whales who have a habit of downvoting people into oblivion. !LOLZ

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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@steem82868, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

vote
reblog
tag @chapelle

Well done! Thanks for the support! !DROPLOLZ 3

Not everyday I see the !DROPLOLZ command! 😅

Have some of your !LOLZ (if it is possible)! 😏 If not, have some !LUV instead! 😁

@savvyplayer(3/10) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.


Tap to help.

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvyplayer
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/6)

!LOLZ yeah, I'm the only one who gets to use it. :)

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

Credit: reddit
@savvyplayer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

Thanks for the information and the !LOLZ! 😀

Have some !LUV too! 😁

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvyplayer
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/6)

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@invest-time - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

@ijat this post will be of interest to you. I have re-blogged as well. Take care.

Excellent! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@darmst5339 - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.


The rewards earned on this comment will go directly to the person sharing the post on Twitter as long as they are registered with @poshtoken. Sign up at https://hiveposh.com.

me! luv bit "also" here. ~

Thanks for sharing this picture. ~

Thanks! !LOLZ

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

Credit: reddit
@hiveword, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/10)

I had some people send me some of these in comments. There are some real zingers in there, keep up the fun work.

Thanks! !LOLZ

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Credit: reddit
@thequizshow, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/10)

.....will be used to buy and burn LOLZ tokens and all tokens are being staked to help increase curation value.

I'm a little confused by the above. How can tokens be both burned and staked? I like the "lotto" idea where half the LOLZ are burned. Keep up the great work.