RE: Motivational poems for those who get lost in the wilderness

[nonameslefttouse]

breakin' the laws

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[brandt]

poppin' and lockin' with nary a pause

[nonameslefttouse]

talkin' in a Boston accent and sayin' cars

[brandt]

arguin' with cops about probable cause

[nonameslefttouse]

gettin' pepper sprayed after findin' flaws

[brandt]

resistin' arrest with a couple chainsaws

[nonameslefttouse]

yellin' "Christmas came early, bitch, and I'm Santa Claus"

[brandt]

writin' smooth lines in a dependent clause