Actual science: When your girlfriend has a headache and you have sex with her, the headache will go away. It's basically medicine. It's like acetamino-dick-aphen. The only problem is, over time, she will build up a tolerance and will need to take 2 or three at a time.
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Now, medicine tolerance is a big problem. It's up to you, her headache, your headache
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what a predickament
Your girl is an addickt