"If you've ever skipped a post just because it started with 'Dear Steemian,' you might be a Steemit user."
"If Bernie Sanders fills your stomach with a roiling sense of dread because of redistributionist fiscal policies -- no, wait ..."
"Have you ever gone to check whether the cute girl you've been flirting with actually lives in the gutters of Bombay before you hit that 100% upvote? You might be a Steemit user."
"If there are three accounts without wheels but shiny profile images up on blocks in your front yard and you drive around in a 50,000 SP beater, you're probably a Steemit user."
"Read Indonesian web comics? You might be a Steemit user."
"Have you ever gone to dinner, had your cell on the table, and jumped in surprise as your girl Gina tells you your latest post got sideswiped by a vote train? Steemit user."
"If you have ever told a friend that you're not really into cryptocurrency but its nice to write for a publisher that'll at least pay you peanuts, you might be a Steemit user."
Also, they call me Potato Salad.
* Edited to be appropriate and sensitive.
When sexy is measured in words.
you might be on steemit if you both fear and love the giant account holders lovingly known as the “whales” 🐳
when you are one of the best writers among the crowd yet... you earn a few bucks a post while some people who don’t seem to try at all attract hundreds per post- you might be on steemit.
Aye, my broken heart and bruised ego, @lorilikes... That last one, especially... long, windy sigh
I am super confused @yahialababidi. Did I offend you? I do not know why! Care to elaborate? *hugs
Not at all, @lorilikes! On the contrary, I’m identifying with remark you made:
“when you are one of the best writers among the crowd yet... you earn a few bucks a post while some people who don’t seem to try at all attract hundreds per post- you might be on steemit.”
hugs back
No, honey, I'm from the South. Tater Salad is an entree half the time out here in the enlightened lands. (And also a damn fine reference to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour ...)
"You might be on Steemit if you just throw some words at a wall like spaghetti, some stick, some slide down, and there's some kind of hot chick standing to the side applauding and cheering while you turn and shrug at the camera. Or it might be SNL circa 1978."
"If you've ever considered that Moby Dick is probably not what you should refer to a drive-by upvote as, you might be a Steemit user."
"Have you ever spent five hours writing something only to have it turn out a complete shambles, but your meticulous documentation turned it from 'screwing around' to 'science?' You're a scientist. But if you post it, you're a Steemit user."
"Do you sometimes wake up in the middle of the day, listening to for tell-tale sound of comments and wondering if it's from them? Actually, that can have several causes."
"Do your roommates think GINAbot is your girlfriend? You might be a Steemit user."