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luke-skywalker (50)in #steemit • 6 years ago
5 Things on Steemit That Are Better Than Shooting Womp Rats!
You all know how much I love shooting womp rats! So much so, that PETA has issued a statement via the lovely Pamela Anderson . Oh Pamela, Earth's greatest gift to the…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 6 years ago
I AM A VICTIM OF FAKE NEWS!
Someone from your community has created a video that alters my epic battle banter and makes me sound like a total nerd! While he perfectly captured my…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #gif • 6 years ago
TFW Your Dad Captures Your Friends, Murders Your Mentor, and Steals Your Childhood
WORST. DAD. EVER.
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lordvader (69)in #funny • 6 years ago
I Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.
Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed me that the crooked, whiny farm boy (who SHOULD BE LOCKED…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Darth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics Fails
As you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't agree with his politics, faith or the fact that he killed my…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
10 Things That Make Me Want to Turn to the Dark Side
Many of my friends and fans ask me all the time, "why don't you just turn to the dark side already?" They talk about the finger lightning, strip clubs and Fox News' favorable…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
My Father's New Master and Empire
After my father, @lordvader, destroyed his old master by throwing him down an elevator shaft, he needed a new job. He needed a new master. This master needed to be even more evil…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 6 years ago
New Year's Eve With My Crew!
Meet my pals, Jimmy, Frank, George, and Pickles. They might look like a bunch of teddy bears, but they're crazier than a bunch of middle school girls at a Magic Mike watch party.…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 6 years ago
Dad Sure Loves Christmas!
When most people think of @lordvader, they think of him chopping my hand off, massacring a room full of baby jedis, or maybe even choking his subordinates with his mind. What…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 6 years ago
An Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!
@lordvader is at it again! His latest transmission has caused me to come out of exile to set the record straight. I haven't posted in a while because the wi-fi is awful on…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #lordvader • 7 years ago
@lordvader totally wiffs the first pitch
I've been away for a while, I had to fly to the far reaches of the galaxy. I was trying to prevent a large merger between the Empire and an even more sinister organization called…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #memechallenge • 7 years ago
Meme Challenge #25 Entry #1
Do NOT let Master Yoda see this!
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luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 7 years ago
PETA Does Not Approve of Shooting Womp Rats
You would not believe the day I had! I received a transmission from an organization called PETA, which despite their pronunciation is not a purveyor of the tasty earth-treat…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 7 years ago
From Blue to Green: Why I Changed Lightsaber Colors
Many of my followers write me on a regular basis. They ask me all kinds of questions, like "Luke, why aren't you as cool as your dad?", "How do you get your hair to be so flowy?…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 7 years ago
Father's Day with @lordvader
I just got back from my trip to the Death Star to see my dad for Father's Day. It was a rough trip but we made a lot of progress! It started off fine. I flew across the galaxy…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #bad-day • 7 years ago
At Walmart and Only 2 Cashiers Are Working!
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luke-skywalker (50)in #starwars • 7 years ago
My Lightsaber is on the Fritz!
Anyone know a good lightsaber mechanic? I'll be in San Fran next week!
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joshuadavis (50)in #art • 7 years ago
Fan art of Luke Skywalker
So here's a step-by-step walk-through of how I created " Luke on Tatooine ". Step 1: Using a red pencil and ruler in my sketchbook, I use an informal composition technique…
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luke-skywalker (50)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago
Jedi Knight turned Steemian! May the Force be with me!
Hi Everyone! I'm Luke. I grew up on a small eco-friendly farm in the middle of the desert with my uncle Owen. Here is a picture of me working on my droid! I'm here trying…
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