Some of you may remember that Steemit was out of order for a few days last week.
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I for one was wracked with fear, uncertainty, and doubt. But then I set my mind to getting done the things I have been putting off.
The following are the ten things I accomplished while Steemit was down.
1 ... I wrote and sent a long letter to my congressperson about that thing everyone's upset about. You know the one.
2 ...rewrote the letter using less cuss words.
3 ...went to congressperson's private home to deliver it personally.
4 ...tried again at 3AM.
5 ...and again in the morning.
6 ...masturbated until all Resource Credits were gone.
7 ...scrawled my 650 page manifesto.
8 ...had a long phone conversation with my dear departed grandmother.
9 ...edited manifesto to 725 pages.
10 ...waved at one of my neighbors but immediately regreted it.
Thank you. It is all about motivation, really, and now that we are back in action I would like to motivate @arseniclullaby, and encourage other comic book humor writers and artists, to enter this contest @comedyopenmic.
Hi acolucky,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
Judges:
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: Click Here
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Sounds like you were very productive while Steemit was down.
Oh, I needed to read this, so refreshing
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Should have accepted it at 3AM.
the 4AM and 5AM phone calls are more abusive.
I find masturbating while standing in front of their sprinklers at 4 in the morning blaring culture club songs usually conveys my message. Still not sure what the message is but people take notice. Her have an upvote from my new trail for quality COM entries.
-doomsdaychassis
Quothed Giphy nevermore lol
i fcuking waved back.....what's the regret, you didn't like my new platinum blond wig?