Utter Drivel

[traf]

What I'm actually hearing every time my wife speaks

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Comments

[theguruasia]

@traf,
Seriously we all are in the same boat. Being a husband is the baddest decision ever :D

Traffy I am acting like this dog do when I hear she speaks lol :D

Cheers~

[trafalgar]

well in this case i'm the dog

[theguruasia]

@trafalgar,
Lol yeah :D

Cheers~

[bekirsolak]

I think your situation is opposite with @traf LOL

[foles09]

Is that what she is doing just after you have had sex Traffy?

[trafalgar]

yeah
guess she doesn't like the idea of me banging her best friend

[bekirsolak]

After sex my, wife sleeps and I go to steemit everytime :D

[theabsolute]

I really need to ask my wife for a tl;dr whenever she starts talking about things. In this case it would be "too long; didn't listen" but the concept is the same. I mean, this isn't a 5,000 word essay, just give me the summary.

Giphy

[trafalgar]

you slept with my sister and i'm pissed
always

[amirtheawesome1]

Wait, you let your wife speak?

[trafalgar]

only when she gives me permission to

[bekirsolak]

How can you prevent a woman speaking???

[amirtheawesome1]

[serkagan]

Lol, when my wife speaks, I pretend that I'm listening carefully, ha ha ha :D

[trafalgar]

#metoo

[serkagan]

Lol, seems to be suitable for many, haha

[steemmatt]

What she hears when you ask for sex in the morning:

Source

[trafalgar]

the trick is to do it without waking her up

[mineopoly]

Wow... what a coincidence. I don't know what she is saying. But it looks like a lot of dribble in the drivel.

It is a conditioned response.

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[jareen61]

[bekirsolak]

Is this your wife @jareen61?

[bekirsolak]

While she is speaking, I always try to defend myself

Lastly I understand that she wants to speak only. Doesn't care listeninng

[magnata]

Lol. When my wife starts talking, I fall asleep :))

[charliechain]

I am owner in my office but also i have boss that is my wife in home.

[todoenmusica]

Best language bla ble blehh bla

[megafart]

LOL, @traf one can only imagine what I hear at home, when my wife talks like this in public, haha

[glaiza]

Boom!!!😂😁

[looop]

wow very nice funny video

[trafalgar]

thanks bot

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[thegoliath]

Or when you're fighting and things get out of hand.

[rowdi]

[tigerplus]

Ha ha ha .
So much funny doll..
Let's watch.....

[roselover]

[enjar]

I see you have created over time a built in filter. You see but you do not hear! One can only be so blessed.

[forevermia]

@traf - problems start when you overhear some important household update LOL

[swenger]

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