The burden knowing you will never win an arguement caus your wife will nag you for ogling at her best friend back in 2009, & feels like your head is perpetually on a chopping block, that the bad block part
and knowing you will be divorced rape for 90% of your assets & reputation so you can't do anything about it, trapped like being chained down, that's the bad chain part
But then some guy came and told you he put your greatest 2 marital fear into a good solution that will ensure will be at a beach in Cancun and have 2 lovely masseuse giving you double happy endings in a few years time with just your measly 10% divorce settlement, that's the good blockchain.
Digital Ledger Technology Confusing The Fuck Out of Everyone Giving Hope To The Believers Everywhere To Start A New in 2018 source: coindesk
I just hit post and when I refresh I saw that the last upvote was 6 mins ago and everyone posted replies to upvotes already....sigh was hoping more would have appreciated it, it was going to be my ode of hope to everyone in 2018!
You're so dumb.It's simple. The blockchain is on computers. You see, there is this thing called "the internet" and when two computers love each other very much
Blockchain technology, for many in many sectors, is the technology.
If we want to describe this advanced technique in the simplest terms, Block Qin is a database or a new way of organizing data, but the way it is treated is different, as is its decentralized distribution (see decentralized network patterns in the middle of the 1967 picture when Paul Paran Distributed systems, central systems and decentralized systems).
Many confuse the role of the virtual currency and Block Qin's technology, which rewards shareholders by verifying the network by giving them after verification tasks a virtual currency that might be a quin house or any other virtual currency.
Block Qin's technology, known as the virtual currency transaction log, helps keep lists resistant to tampering with ever-growing data records and allows secure exchange of valuable materials such as funds, stocks or data access rights. Unlike conventional trading systems, there is no need for a broker or central registration system to follow the movement of exchange, but all parties are dealing directly with each other.
Block Qin operates as an electronic transaction log and record system that allows all parties to track information through a secure network that does not require third-party verification.
Banks and financial institutions have adopted Block Qin's approved currency in the virtual currency of PeteCwin, the single-track record at a faster pace than expected, with around 15 percent of the world's largest banks turning to Block Qin's commercial products next year, according to a Reuters report. IBM.
It is expected that 65 percent of the banks will have Block Chin projects within three years, with the trend being driven by large banks with more than 100,000 employees, IBM said.
The company has relied on a survey of data covering 200 banks. The company has identified in the results the most needed aspects of Block Qin's innovations: settlement, total payments, stocks, debt issuance and reference data.....
Ha ha.. really a true expression..too funny..😀😁😁...in real case also most of the members dont konw the blockchain and crypto but they want profits only...invest money and get profit when they investment is hiked...@traf
That's how I look when my therapist asks me how long it was since last time me and my wife had intercourse
yeah, gets especially awkward when she answers 3 weeks and you answer last night
haha
I ask if they want the decade, or need it narrowed down to the year.
Hehe
Or asking if you ever had one..
The burden knowing you will never win an arguement caus your wife will nag you for ogling at her best friend back in 2009, & feels like your head is perpetually on a chopping block, that the bad block part
and knowing you will be divorced rape for 90% of your assets & reputation so you can't do anything about it, trapped like being chained down, that's the bad chain part
But then some guy came and told you he put your greatest 2 marital fear into a good solution that will ensure will be at a beach in Cancun and have 2 lovely masseuse giving you double happy endings in a few years time with just your measly 10% divorce settlement, that's the good blockchain.
Digital Ledger Technology
Confusing The Fuck Out of EveryoneGiving Hope To The Believers Everywhere To Start A New in 2018source: coindesk
I fucking love Dilbert you sick sob. Don't post him again or I will be forced to upvote 100%... If it's good
Thanks @idikuci, unfortunately, I'm late to the party again, and @traf, @trafalgar and everyone else @dandesign86, @bluetower, @steemmatt, @swenger, @thegoliath, @bentheredonethat, @acolucky etc has already left or mabye didn't show up?
I just hit post and when I refresh I saw that the last upvote was 6 mins ago and everyone posted replies to upvotes already....sigh was hoping more would have appreciated it, it was going to be my ode of hope to everyone in 2018!
When your girlfriend and her friend don't understand simple explanations of crypto. :D
haha you should teach special needs kids
Haha classic
@traf - Lol. Also like I look when I boast in-front of my friends about acing maths and they ask me what who Pythagoras was!
Upvoted
Regards,
@vm2904
gotta brag about something
even if it's your a2 b2 = c2s
Imagine wearing a thong and someone comes does a striptease for you...
The money that pays for that show... Thats a blockchain
Src
eat your heart out andreas antonopoulos
This is how I feel when so many people respond with a generic gif or picture, and NO original material.
I want to flag... I wanna shout, I wanna scream 'til the spam dies out. (passionately sung like Emeli Sande's hit song - Read All About it)
ahh just gotta calm down and take it easy
actually just pretend its twitter but you get a bit of change here and there
can be a stressful place tho
Well you see Timmy, when two developers really love each other...
haha
except ned and dan broke up :(
Or when a friend asks me which crypto is the best to invest in for 2018
oh that's a dangerous one
be vague and non committal or it can destroy friendships
I find starting with something like 'i don't really know shit, but...' is best
Haha yeah always put a clause at the beginning. However based on your current coin bag I'd say you're being a bit modest ;)
You're so dumb.It's simple. The blockchain is on computers. You see, there is this thing called "the internet" and when two computers love each other very much
I lost it.
We are all dumb.
haha, well I don't know how my toaster works either so I guess this is ok
Yep, got it bang on there!
glad I'm not the only one
LOL, I think most of Steemit's users don't know that.
ha ha blockchain are focus all crypto holder LOL
Me: Uhmmmm....
Same feeling bro. Hahaha
i would tell him that are you my friend????????hahahahah
Great fun
Blockchain technology, for many in many sectors, is the technology.
If we want to describe this advanced technique in the simplest terms, Block Qin is a database or a new way of organizing data, but the way it is treated is different, as is its decentralized distribution (see decentralized network patterns in the middle of the 1967 picture when Paul Paran Distributed systems, central systems and decentralized systems).
Many confuse the role of the virtual currency and Block Qin's technology, which rewards shareholders by verifying the network by giving them after verification tasks a virtual currency that might be a quin house or any other virtual currency.
Block Qin's technology, known as the virtual currency transaction log, helps keep lists resistant to tampering with ever-growing data records and allows secure exchange of valuable materials such as funds, stocks or data access rights. Unlike conventional trading systems, there is no need for a broker or central registration system to follow the movement of exchange, but all parties are dealing directly with each other.
Block Qin operates as an electronic transaction log and record system that allows all parties to track information through a secure network that does not require third-party verification.
Banks and financial institutions have adopted Block Qin's approved currency in the virtual currency of PeteCwin, the single-track record at a faster pace than expected, with around 15 percent of the world's largest banks turning to Block Qin's commercial products next year, according to a Reuters report. IBM.
It is expected that 65 percent of the banks will have Block Chin projects within three years, with the trend being driven by large banks with more than 100,000 employees, IBM said.
The company has relied on a survey of data covering 200 banks. The company has identified in the results the most needed aspects of Block Qin's innovations: settlement, total payments, stocks, debt issuance and reference data.....
wow....great funny,love it
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hahaha When you want to Conversion a SBD and you find STEEM it is height
😇....😒.....😯.....😶
Exactly, that is what I am doing.. and they believe it.. that's the funny part..
@traf,
I was in this situation few times back :D
Cheers~
LOLLLLLLL 😂😂😂 My life, every day!
Followed by, "Let me show you my crypto wallets."
Ha ha.. really a true expression..too funny..😀😁😁...in real case also most of the members dont konw the blockchain and crypto but they want profits only...invest money and get profit when they investment is hiked...@traf