Behind the bruised ego and cracked nuts deep inside is a lot of love, still however, strongly mixed with the feeling of fear. It's the Stockholms Syndrome at its best
1stly to show respect, are you saying your reply is >200% times funnier than traffy's?
2nd, give others a chance to upvote you, if we all upvote ourselves to the top like yourself, how would you know if you're getting better?
this is a place to learn how to be funny, makes you a better and more successful Steemian. there are other reasons, hope this 2 is suffice for your understanding
thnx for your explanation..
bt if i didnt upvote my comment like 30-40% then my comment stayed in the bottom & traf wont be able to see it..
but from now i will give a less upvote.
& hope you all aprreciate my funny comments
traffy doesn't care where you are...he's a classy pussy critic, he even takes the time to give original comments (and trust me here, we all have been learning from them) and he spot talents even when it's the bottom of the reply
i've been at the bottom many times when coming late and with zero upvotes, and he still appreciates it if it's funny and takes the time to give me a respond, very few original posters do this for everyone they upvote.....very, very few
hey @serkagan, come join us at #comedyopenmic & @comedyopenmic, lets make sure your talents gets some upvotes, new followers, and who knows you may even win some SBD and Steem!
throw in an entry or two into the round 2 contest, you won't regret it, i heard the average upvote payout for valid entries was like $8 in round 1, it's only going to get better when you join all of us!
welcome to Steemit @beograd, yeah the 50s was classy, the ladies even let you hold their head before the slap comes.....those must have been the good times old days
lol, there is no turning back the clock (unless you start a cult call the 50s), now it's the guys let the ladies hold their nuts before they smash them
Afterwards, it shows the same guy who was shown targeting Ikki and Stella being told by a hidden man that he can now do whatever he wants, now that Shizuki
but if you can't block, dodge, and even hold onto a corner of a boxing ring
Learn To Sway Those Hips
source: imgur
it's to taunt them so they get penalized for hitting you below the belt
or maybe it's an invitation to do something else after the match
I wish this was the case. When I try to slap my wife this shit happens....I will need to join a self defense course for Abused Husbands
@damira / @redlipstick ....come see this!
I need to become a bit faster in order to make the falling more painful😁😂😂😂
lol oh he's a lucky man indeed!
Hahaha
i know true love when i see it......it looks like ass-kicking
Behind the bruised ego and cracked nuts deep inside is a lot of love, still however, strongly mixed with the feeling of fear. It's the Stockholms Syndrome at its best
you Swedes must get Stockholms Syndrome easily......i bet it's epidemic back home like catching syphilis
More like catching Herpes - it's for life
Muahahahah
well, there are pros and cons to dating black widow
lol @damira / @redlipstick ....come see this!
Who sent you our video?
DJ hacked my computer and found it, (don't worry he didn't find the folder with .. you know)
nah it was all @steemnsfw fault, i heard it's part of this video library collection now
Dang it. He's like the Grinch of Porn
Famous quotes:
Muhammad Ali - 'Float like a butterfly "sting" like a bee'
Traf - 'Float like a butterfly "hung" like a bee'
damn, bees are going to be pretty insulted by that
Haha
Hey its his own words
lol from hence forth i knight thee foul69 or for short foully!
Ouch below the belt
Hehe nice quote
lol, just merciless, you'll fit well in here folly
Some people still get it.
Gif from Giphy
lolol
that's me leading the wife to the edge of the dam
it must be very sick @trafalgar.
pity that person.
you know he'll be getting some tonight
Lol or he is in the shit and sucking up
yeah i would like to see him hold an umbrella over her head and move the chairs, that be next level
dog housingchivalry@traf,
Husband think he can end it like this!
But eventually it's end like this lol :D
Cheers~
usually just a kick in the nuts
but i'm getting good at dodging them
yeah....that guy in the bottom didn't shake his hips, it's very important to gyrate the hips when fighting the wife / gf
@dj123,
Seems like you got the talent (I mean experience ) :D
Cheers~
Guys, this is real chivalry
Mr. Clean has it down pat, there will be no need for a fight ever
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hmm, good idea, i'll get the wife to shave her head so as to not get in the way of her cleaning the house
So that's why my mom makes me clean the floor....she thinks i can't defend myself
Always better to be prepared.
Chivalry is learned
Gotta train from young
Well done young man! There is much truth in this, being a gentleman is 90% nurture, and 10% horny.
never too early to get whipped
How wifes show love now a days...hits me with vagina..
normally being smashed by a vijayjay is a good thing,
not sure if that's so if your wife's vagina is in her knees
she tried to hit with vagina but knees comes in between,,
gotta teach the wifey to open up just before contact...if not, it's critical strike!
lol i feel like they have a bit of history as well as putting on a good show
The flying clitoris punch - what a classic
Damn I wouldn't mind me some of this action
Haha lmao and when no one is around then he lets his anger out
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haha I don't see VR goggles so I'm guessing it's the alcohol
haha....like fight club when it first started but only he keeps missing
It's a tough world out there
It's the menfolk's job to toughen her up before sending her out
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you all have the wrong idea
she was getting the electric chair
lol
bwahahah you Steemian chicks are mean!
Sometimes, it can be a tricky accident XD
GIPHY Source
This is how you defend your lady
Don't let anybody trash talk her
hey peanutz where did you learn that taekwondo?
It comes naturally from my ancestors :P
Khal Drogo does not need to block or evade.
He gets beaten up by many women and they all orgasm when they hit him
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Ooooh yummy, I don't think any of us chikas would mind hitting that any day!
i was a bit angry, & then my wife showed love to me in this way.. 😂😂
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hey mdnafis you upvoted the original poster 3% and yourself 66%, try again (give the OP higher & you keep your upvotes you got till traf shows up)
okay... i will do it..
bt why?? can i know the reason
1stly to show respect, are you saying your reply is >200% times funnier than traffy's?
2nd, give others a chance to upvote you, if we all upvote ourselves to the top like yourself, how would you know if you're getting better?
this is a place to learn how to be funny, makes you a better and more successful Steemian. there are other reasons, hope this 2 is suffice for your understanding
thnx for your explanation..
bt if i didnt upvote my comment like 30-40% then my comment stayed in the bottom & traf wont be able to see it..
but from now i will give a less upvote.
& hope you all aprreciate my funny comments
Hi! Thanks for your support, @growingpower just upvoted your comment ;) Hope you have a great day
traffy doesn't care where you are...he's a classy
pussycritic, he even takes the time to give original comments (and trust me here, we all have been learning from them) and he spot talents even when it's the bottom of the replyi've been at the bottom many times when coming late and with zero upvotes, and he still appreciates it if it's funny and takes the time to give me a respond, very few original posters do this for everyone they upvote.....very, very few
i put you right at the top, you have no excuse not to do better ok?
yeap surely...
so i give the op higher vote
Hi! Thanks for your support, @growingpower just upvoted your comment ;) Hope you have a great day
this bot is annoying @mdnafis ....i really don't think you want this tailing you everywhere, can you switch this off or talk to the bot owners?
Lol, that's how to fight with his wife just is not worth it, because dexterity can fail, ha ha ha :D
yeah, you just don't run and try to knock the blob down, all the x-men knows this
hey @serkagan, come join us at #comedyopenmic & @comedyopenmic, lets make sure your talents gets some upvotes, new followers, and who knows you may even win some SBD and Steem!
Oh yeah, I follow @comedyopenmic and it will definitely be interesting, haha, Lol
throw in an entry or two into the round 2 contest, you won't regret it, i heard the average upvote payout for valid entries was like $8 in round 1, it's only going to get better when you join all of us!
Lol the only downfall to having a wife who is double your body weight and a kung fu champion
welcome to Steemit @beograd, yeah the 50s was classy, the ladies even let you hold their head before the slap comes.....those must have been the good
timesold dayslol, there is no turning back the clock (unless you start a cult call the 50s), now it's the guys let the ladies hold their nuts before they smash them
When a husband saves himself from every knockouts the he starts to dace like mikey did here.....😊😊😊😊.....those who save themselves Salutae to them....
Haha,what a fun !Great entertainment.I expect daily you share us this type of funny giphy for enjoy ourself.
Thanks @traf for sharing.
Funny hhhhhhhh
What a funny shot !!!!!
this great fun post I like it thanks for sharing.. resteemit..
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Afterwards, it shows the same guy who was shown targeting Ikki and Stella being told by a hidden man that he can now do whatever he wants, now that Shizuki
ha ha so funny sir
hey cheating-killerpotato is this an original meme? let me know if it is, if it isn't just throw in a line or a link and I'll throw in an upvote
great one gif.............nice
Interesting post! Now your post is listed in trending!