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It has all the bad parts, and none of the perks.

Sounds like being married.

Like the cliché of being married, I hope? I mean, I'm pretty happy to be in a relationship over 5 years now. But we just got offered a free honeymoon in a high society compound in La Esperanza in Mexico with a free butler and excessive stuff like that, so we're considering getting married even if it's just to comply with that invitation 🤣