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Yeah, and now fuse them together and take out all the properties that made each at least a little interesting. Voilà, Chayote! It has all the bad parts, and none of the perks.

It has all the bad parts, and none of the perks.

Sounds like being married.

Like the cliché of being married, I hope? I mean, I'm pretty happy to be in a relationship over 5 years now. But we just got offered a free honeymoon in a high society compound in La Esperanza in Mexico with a free butler and excessive stuff like that, so we're considering getting married even if it's just to comply with that invitation 🤣