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I'm good, how about me?

Me pretty good, too. Am I doing anything interesting today?

How the fuck would I know?? Fuck me!

Fuck me?!?! Well fuck me too then!

I'll start, take my pants off.

I'm not wearing any pants!

Me son of a bitch!

I knew I was faking it all this time and now he has caught me. I am bereft.

Worst day ever. Befouled by a goddamn amateur...

I've been voilked!!

Damn voilkers!

I wonder if he and his ilk fringe around in a Voilkswagen?

Cram too many in there and it might erupt like a voilkano.

I hope there would be a good soundtrack, perhaps some proper highvoilktage rock n roll?