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Raaaar, send me the meat of ten goatse's and I shall spare your village!!!!

Your kind Sir, I have something better πŸ™‡πŸ™‡πŸ™‡
A truck load of sexy ladies in bikini ready to make your day a memorable one.

You can have ten of our maidens. Please sir, spare of village. πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

Splendid, that's Monday sorted!!

Do you like it brave warrior?

I shall send them over ASAP
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Is my village free?