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Oh my 🤭🤭🤭

I'm sorry my bravest warrior
Forgive thou humble servant 🙏🙏🙏🙇🙇

Raaaar, send me the meat of ten goatse's and I shall spare your village!!!!

Your kind Sir, I have something better 🙇🙇🙇
A truck load of sexy ladies in bikini ready to make your day a memorable one.

You can have ten of our maidens. Please sir, spare of village. 😥😥😥

Splendid, that's Monday sorted!!

Do you like it brave warrior?

I shall send them over ASAP
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Is my village free?