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Doctor and nurse my fucking arse

Have you been on an "adult" site again..? 😂

Hahahhaha, Ah, love it! :OD

I'm a fire truck.

I am eminently qualified to reply on this, I am a hose

Hmm. I see potential here. Would you like to be business partners?

You got wheels? You got wheels you got a deal!

Okay but just so you know, I get to keep half your pay now, so you can get wheels later.

Hey, that sounds like totally legit. Why hasn't anyone else thought of this sort of scam jape before??

Because everyone is asleep.

sigh