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Might even be a bit painful, isn't it true that they all have a hook at the end of their himjimminies and when they pull it out all your guts come flying out with it?

#espanolcockatage

Yikes! Fortunately I wouldn't know, but I can ask around!

You should, that is why you rarely see Spanish women. There are hardly any that haven't been eviscerated. It's also why they love European men. I know this is true because I read it on Facebook

haha, the definite source of truth!

There aint no truths like them facebook truths! I am taking my children out of school and just letting them read the feed They will turn out amazing no doubt

Crazy talk! This Spanish coke must be potent!

Haha! Perhaps I big it up too much at experiences on the islands!