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Hahaha, I can see it now. My beautiful grass all caked in it. Aiyee, there are too many animals already. I can't cope, it's me that has to clean everything!!!

Part of the deal should be some cleaning assistance from the little lady.

A pink poop scoop and gloves might help, for 5 minutes at least!

Pfft. She promises the world until it materialises. I can't even get her to feed her fish which should be piss easy!

Yeah, if that is the case it does indeed look like you are on shite-shoveling duty!

Manky pets. Yeurch. Seems them all to the fire I say!!