Dammit Scotty. If Ya kinna drink green tee fer the health, do it fer the Orangutans man.
This is an absolute true story. I have, in the vast recesses of my desk, a picture of a great toe. A left great toe, matter of fact. A friend's left great toe. He sent me the picture of his left great toe after he got home from the hospital and did a little searching about in the uncut portion of his lawn. He sent it as a testament to the evils of doing yard work drunk.
Bigtom!!! I thought you weer away!
That I a horrible but eminently believable tale. When I first moved to a house with a yard I was completely unfamiliar with cutty choppy garden implements, including the humble lawn mower. Several times at the start I almost lopped my toes off and electrocuted myself. These things are wild dangerous! So drunk, yikes!