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Ozzy!! That would be tamer. Unless it was Ozzy 2021 which is a fan sight more frightening than anything I've seen in ages. See this strangely youthful man with his century old eyes mumble like a pensioner and cream like an old beached shipwreck!

I'm not sure what you're talking about but it sounds terrifying so I will avoid looking any further into it :)

I don't know which of them is his wife anymore...

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Hmm. The one on the right?

Is that a wife?

Your guess is as good as mine. I've never had a wife before so I have no idea what they're supposed to look like.

I hope word doesnt get out or you are going to get claimed by a diseased badger or something that will take advantage of you.

I believe that might be what happened to the Oz