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Cake is awesome., Diets are the exact opposite!

Cake will be even awesomer when diets are done and I won't have to take a sneaky path to eat it because the cake-eating will be completely sanctioned. No sneaking required.
Ima keep telling myself this.

Sneaky paths make cakes more exciting! You should keep them in!

I will definitely travel to Scotland to take a sneaky path to a cake.