This is one of the reasons I can't do corporate. There are too many people worried about their jobs instead of just doing their jobs.
This is one of the reasons I can't do corporate. There are too many people worried about their jobs instead of just doing their jobs.
I would love to escape the rat race but sadly am trapped!
Just quit your job, become a gentleman, maybe even try for MP - Uncle Boom's got it right.
Or perhaps try for a bit of detective work? So long as they're not bribing you with new toys and cigarettes...
Or you could just retire and be supported by your wife working as a doula - hopefully he (the client) pays well.
And then again, you could always try selling limequats - I've heard it's very lucrative. Just don't make ol' Willard's mistake - watch out for the butler!
I have considered all of these options. My heart is telling me to go with the limequats ;0)