I about lost it on the milk laden squeekers (squeakers?....) Isn't it amazing what a bit of creative stroking will do for opening the floodgates of opinion gathering, when those compliments start flowing... Glad you finally came to full fruition in the end.
I get the damndest calls now and then, usually wondering if I'd like to try some Viagra on a cruise boat while someone cleans my carpets or puts in a full-house AC system. I need to get more creative in my responses...thanks for the most excellent role-playing. I just need more vino.
Vino is always helpful in helping the creative juices to flow I find. I get the weirdest calls these too. Mostly about the accident I have had. When I will which one they have no idea lol
Ha haa, if only YOU knew what you've actually been up to. Classic. I also get the occasional call, "we see here your computer is acting up and the warrantee is expired, please give us your CC number and we'll sort it out." Only thing not working is your ploy, you leecherous skallywaggs. Or however you are spelled...I need more wine.
The computer ones, oh they are cheeky! I like to string them along a bit and no mistake!