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Ha haa, if only YOU knew what you've actually been up to. Classic. I also get the occasional call, "we see here your computer is acting up and the warrantee is expired, please give us your CC number and we'll sort it out." Only thing not working is your ploy, you leecherous skallywaggs. Or however you are spelled...I need more wine.

The computer ones, oh they are cheeky! I like to string them along a bit and no mistake!