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I like it because she doesn't swear a lot, well, at least compared to me but when she does it's awesome!!

It has shock value! It's worth more because it takes you by surprise.

Thats why I think I ended up being so crude to shock people. I don't mean my playful crude on here, I can be positively ridiculous in real life

Don't worry! I am sure you are truly shocking! The choice or wording here is playful crude, but, very creative. I must give you bonus points most days. :)

I will take a bonus point Pray you never meet me in the pub, I will make your hair stand on end!