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See, this is why I should have been born in Australia. All I learned in Scotland was how to get drunk and hit people with half bricks and broken bottles.

I am off to buy me a clamp! not a nipple one either!!

Any clamp will do, except a nipple clamp...And then your legend status will be confirmed.

P.s. Getting plastered and clocking people with masonry and shards of glass is also legit, so the Scottish kindergarten system seems to be doing their job well. #topeducation

Hurrah for the education!! It is nice to know that all of that time was not wasted.

Except the nipple clamping, that wasn't taught. That was aquired :OD