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$5 was a kings ransom back then!

Alcohol has caused similar tragedies but without the need for someone being paid, haha. Which does actually remind me of the time my mate told us that he had shaved his knacks and then stupidly decided to put aftershave on them. Crikey, that's alcohol too, no chance!

BAH HA HA HA HA

I imagine the results of the aftershave were similar to the absorbine jr. Lots of dancing around screaming.

Yes indeed for ages and ages and ages. Such a deep burn!