On the next visit, have the doughnuts in the car (there will be crumbs - prepare accordingly). Point to the path and explain that there's a waterfall over there. Then drive home. There is beer at home.
On the next visit, have the doughnuts in the car (there will be crumbs - prepare accordingly). Point to the path and explain that there's a waterfall over there. Then drive home. There is beer at home.
I think I won't even mention doughnuts. Just drive them to the hills and dump them there. Return in a few days and see if they made it :0D
I don't recommend that ... The first night after the drop-off, the "Good Lady" will murder you in your sleep. All of her doula training has likely gave her some tips on where to squeeze so that it looks natural. The last line on the coroners report will be ... "Few bodies have looked more peaceful after being wracked by such violent seizures for so many hours."
The whole time, the Good Lady and the Little ones will be politely eating doughnuts at the kitchen table.
Surely to goodness, I would come back from the dead for the doughnuts?!
You are right though, that pesky doula'ing has gotten her awfully familiar with the human anatomy. She probably knows all sorts of evil!