The Good Lady navigated over numerous holes and gaps in the decking to get to me.
Box cutting.
I hissed between gritted teeth.
Oh my god, what with?!
She yelped as she saw the yawning red mouth-like chasm of the cut at my thumb.
Box Cutter.
At the end of this exchange, my wife would have informed me that I was obviously fine and she would have turned around and went back in the house. (She correlates sarcasm with healthiness)
In one of my Stanley knives, I have a special blade which is perfect for removing tamper-proof packaging, banding, drywall backing and box cutting.
I'm not saying that you won't cut yourself with this type of blade ... but it is hopefully less likely.
Now get yourself some liquid bandage (that stuff burns like crazy) and get back out there and finish that deck. It'll be beer o'clock shortly!!!
Hey, that blade looks amazing and it's exactly something that I need. I will have to investigate!!
Her compassion noticeable waned with the bleeding as it stopped. Heartless she is, heartless!!!
At some point ... this will be what you are looking for. (Currently showing as out of stock in the UK.
It's showing as in stock for me!!! Ordered!!