I think the good lady should receive a zero-gravity chair so that she can sit on your glorious deck and bark orders to you whilst she sips her gin!!!!

I think the good lady should receive a zero-gravity chair so that she can sit on your glorious deck and bark orders to you whilst she sips her gin!!!!

I was looking at something very similar the other day for the grass. We already got some funky chairs for the decking in which she has taken to sitting and ordering me about with great aplomb!
It's all about giving meesusboom multiple vantage points to sit and order. ;-)
Haha, I will get a real tall pole and she can perch on it like an eagle!!
I believe that we refer to those as .... gargoyles.
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Hahaha!!! Ah yes!!! That would be correct!!! Lol 😃😃