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RE: Mental Elf

in #life • 6 years ago

Ffs šŸ˜‚ am I glad I’m no longer a wage slave. It would be horrendous I couldn’t of done it I’d be suicidal. I was a senior manager in ā€œelf n safeteeā€

I just couldn’t honestly sit there and tell people don’t do this don’t do that I’m afraid as a 2020truther and holocoughdenier I would have had the sack!

You have my sympathies from mr clipboard man

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Hahahah, you were one of them! The Elf people!!

It was such a drag of buzzwords and tired old get up and walk around nonsense! I bet you would have had a field day. Better off out of it! :OD

I tried to be radical
Peers ā€œ we must consider safe access safe egressā€
Me; ā€˜fuck off, we need to be able to get in and out without getting hurtā€

It paid the mortgage and tbh I enjoyed giving managers a hard time

ā€˜fuck off, we need to be able to get in and out without getting hurtā€

I much prefer that approach. Sometimes I come out of these meetings or sessions and have literally no idea what has been said there has been so much fluff!

You got my vote on that!
My boss the actual Director of H&S said he loved my quirky style ā€œbut stephenā€ he added ā€œstop calling your colleagues dick headsā€

I have actually been told something similar by my boss. He has said on many an occasion that he really depends on me but could I stop calling my colleagues fannies! Lol, the joys!

Were we separated at birth !!!

Well ya never know! :OD