My time in the dungeon was over. The case of the Shadow I.T was closed. Now I was returning to the fold, a few more scars and more determined than ever to root out injustice in the murky underworld of Information Technology.
I had a few leads to chase up in the Project Cirrus case but first a little R&R was called for.
Except, there was a dame sitting at my desk.
Hey Boomdawg.
She said with a suave confidence, as if she had freshly steamed her vagina.
I pulled up a chair and reversed it before straaddling it like it was a bucking bronco.
What can I do for you sweetcheeks?
I stuck a pen in my mouth and gave it a thoughtful chew. It wasn't often a broad called in to my office. This one acted like she knew me?
What you up to at lunch?
I gave her the hardboiled egg eyes.
You got some chops comin in here sister and talking trash about lunch.
Yeah yeah when you get your head out of the clouds, I will see you in the usual place.
She laughed, then got up and left.
Hmm, I got up and sat in my own chair. Her scent lingered, musky, like a snake. The usual place? This must have been some kind of coded message so that we could not be tracked.
I got up and pulled on my jacket again. My colleague Mikey looked up from his desk.
Hey, you going out? You just got here!
I leaned over him.
Cluck cluck Mikey, in Prison, you're either a bull or a hen.
My name's not bloody Mikey!
He clucked furiously.
I tipped my fedora at him and left.
I paced the seedy streets of Glasgow and thought about the dame at my desk. She claimed she knew me, she wouldn't be the first that's for sure. Wait, what else had she said?
When you get your head out of the clouds...
Out of the clouds? Cirrus was a type of cloud. Was this yet another lead in the Project Cirrus case?
I found my feet leading me into my favourite coffee shop.
Gimme some Joe, Joe.
I snapped to the barista.
He shook his head and muttered something about his name not being Joe. I wasn't fooled.
I took my coffee and scanned for a spare seat. There! Sat at a table was the dame from my desk. I sat across from her.
Well well well, of all the joints to choose you happened to be in this one?
She looked at me as if I had thrown a dead seagull at her.
Stop being a dick, we always come here.
Tell me about Project Cirrus?
I barked at her.
She raised an eyebrow.
You mean the project to put all our systems in the cloud?
Nothing's that easy sister.
Layers within layers, was she feeding me some false geese?
Yeah, they are hoping to spin up our systems in the cloud and remove our dependency on costly infrastructure so much.
I cast her a canny eye, like a frog would at a Canadian.
Put all our systems in the cloud?
Yeah, crazy eh! Anyway, what you up to at the weekend?
I humoured her with small talk whilst I pondered what she said. Once my coffee was done I slouched off.
Could this be all that Project Cirrus was? Putting our entire IT infrastructure into the cloud? It seemed too easy and yet as my great grandfather once said If it blinks, shoot it.
I realised I had left my fedora in the cafe. Damn. I turned on my heel and trudged back to get it.
As I turned the corner I gasped, what was this???
Outside the cafe the dame was talking to an old man who was blowing out large clouds of vape. She nodded curtly then walked briskly away. The old vaping man looked furtively left and right, then he moved off down the alley behind the cafe.
It was him. I had been fed a yarn. I knew it!!
I ran to the cafe and got my fedora back. Jamming it tightly on my head I moved to the entrance of the alley the vaping man had disappeared down.
Time for some real answers.
Hahahaha! The frog and the Canadian ... luckily not all of us eat frog legs (yuck, blech!), lol - although it is true that the upscale restaurants in Quebec consider them a delicacy (as they do turtle soup and escargots - ewww) .... love this episode of Cirrus, and the comments made me lol. The dice is fantastic! :D
Hehe, so glad you liked it and the dice of shame too. I might give them their own post!
Can't wait to read that post! LOL!
Oh why, God, oh sweet God whywhywhy...
Yeah, this seems legit. I once knew an excentric frog that did that only to French Canadians, though.
Yes, please. PLEASE.
Mohohohohohwhaaaar!!!!
I am a bit nuts today. I can't explain it!
Those eccentric frogs and their ways!
I've already upvoted your post and one of your comments. I don't have anything to add in terms of content, but I have to tell you I learned something today. See, I usually read your post, upvote and maybe comment, then move on. Today, my arm was trapped under a sleeping toddler who I didn't dare wake and I decided to read your replies. They are nearly as funny as your posts! I didn't realize how much I was missing! I love that you turn your spammish replies into more humor! Like the Ninja that uses his opponent's force against him, so easily, without having to exert himself at all! Love it!
Lol, It's one of my favourite things! I used to get all grr and pulsey of the forehead vein and then I thought, pfft why not have a giggle with them instead! It has ever since been great fun!
And thank you! :O)
Ohhh, like the smoking man from the x-files! Ah the mystery, the intrigue, you get him Mulder!
If I dont masturbate myself to death first!!
What!?
This is maybe a bit of a leap, but could yoni steaming be so beneficial for health, that a woman could look so much younger that a workmate would not recognise her? If so, bring it on!
Well I think it absolutely has to. Its like when they inject water into chicken breasts surely?
:OD
I can see that it could plump up ya fanny, but can it travel all the way to the face? I was assuming she was fully clothed during your conversation...
Hehe, oh I loved reading that. Spoken exactly like a Scot!!
Yes she was clothed indeed!
I couldn't wish for a better compliment.
I'm going to spend the rest of my afternoon trying to figure out what this one means.
"Like a Highland sheep would watching a Glaswegian don his Welly's"
Oh my goodness!! Never a Glaswegian!! Now am Aberdonian...
And it relates more to a large part of Canada's population and a renowned/alleged culinary delicacy ;0)
Hehehe. They do taste like chicken, but the meat to bone ratio is far too low. :-)
I'm far too lazy to eat them. Funny thing is ... Canadians all believe it's a French delicacy.
Hehe, I thought it was too!! I used it because of the French Canadian connection, admittedly a tenuous one!!
Not the Herring Chokers I pray!
Lord I hope not, wtf is that. It sounds foul!
They're Canadians who live in the Maritime Provinces, They make their living choking herring!
Aaaaahhh, now I get it!!!
Well...I am officially lost! haha I have missed a few of your posts and I can honestly say I have never been more confused trying to catch up! I think I need to go back and ready the previous posts to settle my nerves a little! xD
HAhaha, The only post you need to read is "Steaming" It helps with one line in this one.
The rest is just bonkers. I re-read it there and sometimes I even waggle a finger at myself and say, hey you, what is going on up there!
lmao well if you don't understand it, what chance have I got! xD
Hehe, sometimes it's more about the journey than the destination is how I reassure myself :0)
Hahahahah wow
I cast her a canny eye, like a frog would at a Canadianan interesting read which I will follow ....you sound like a more careful gentleman here than your Thursday self...hahaha Upped.The Thursday one is beyond the pail this week!! :OD
Awwww Mr Boomy I can feel another interesting weekly read Like Thursday with uncle boom...can you please explain my favourite phrase
I cast her a canny eye, like a frog would at a CanadianHahahah good one indeedHahahhah, hat one will remain with the Canadians! Top comment I think ;O)
Welcome..oh well..we have to get some Canadians to help explain that if they waste time then your Thursday cane will do the trick
The old man and dame were looking so suspicious. I wonder if there are more than meets the eye. Looking forward to the thrilling episode. Upvoted!
Hehe, thank you for your positivity! :O)
Okay, I'm ready to learn the secret behind the cirrus!
Sigh. You really are an expert in vag staff :D
You would think, but no. I am just a novice! :O)
Are you refering to the Quebec frogs or other frogs?
I think the Quebec ones!
So you know a little history of the Quebec frogs and Canadians?
If I said yes, would you believe me?
I dont, it was a mad punt!
Someday I will write a post...
When you do you will have to tell me!!
You'll be the first to know!
You have assumed that your ladies in the office also use rosemary for the special enrichment since you use the new found phrase from your wife in your new article. lol Another interesting adventure of meesterboom secret life at the office as well as coffeeshop this time round.
I now believe it's safest to assume that every lady steams. It seems the prudent thing ;O)
The moment when I started laughing like a donkey on steroids:
That got me good :D
I seem to have a weird bird fixation!
I also hear about the cloud (me being all technologically handicapped and all) but I think they want to mislead you. This is a 'dark cloud'. You go get your man and find the truth. O I love reading your posts
A dark cloud, oh my word. The mind boggles :0) and Cheers!
Weird how everybody keep getting called with the wrong name, isn't it?
It's almost like the protagonist couldn't give a fuck about his co-workers!!!
I laughed a lot,
Honey, the proposal of that strange woman, you found interesting.
Many things went through your mind.
but she was bad, do not trust strangers.
Never trust them. They always bring trouble!!! :0)
Haha you never miss chance to flirt with girls ;-)
I just have many female friends! :0)
Haughty boy ;)
I'm satisfied you at least meet-up with her,if not you'll be wondering what she's up to.And it's hard to fully understand cyber female folks.
It's always hard to understand them unless... You are a private detective!!
I like how you abandon a part of the story like a whisp of smoke that never happened! The intrigue is thick with this one. Hmmm, data and clouds, project cirrus? what could it mean. the visual imags that are conjurred with your words are intense, I will say that. Always loved the Cup of Joe, Joe line. that will never get old. on top of that it is sly how you tie together your various posts. "like she had just steamed her vagina.."
Haha, I am just forgetful, that's probably why I lose story lines and start new ones lol! I do like some continuity though!
When the story started I thought they weren't gonna make it out of the office. lol Thought it was going to be a special private lunch for two. Nice twist with the "vaping" man.
Lol, you have to have a few different sets!
You should call the mysterious dame Rosemary! 😄 ♨️🐟
She may be too close to it!!
heh!heh! I'm totally lost on this one, I think my head went to the cloud, and stayed there!
Steamed vagina? Might be a good side business, steaming vaginas!
I cast her a canny eye, like a frog would at a Canadian, as a Canadian... well, I have no idea!
I am waiting for someone to get that one, maybe it was too obscure but then if its too obvious its not fun for me! :O)
"vagina steam".
I'm sorry, I keep seeing those words.
;)
Everywhere!!! You cant escape them now they are running free!! :OD
interesting turn I take the story, I do not think that the cirrus project, refers simply to migrate all the information of the data to the clouds, here is something much more interesting, the cave is the vaping man.
If for the next meeting the lady does not give all the information, we will have to use violence, hot torture based on steam in the vagina, that never fails.
Excellent reading dear friend @meesterboom, Thank you very much
Have a great afternoon
Now that my friend is an interesting torture! You are obviously born to this trade!!! :OD
I'm under the strong impression your real life office are backing everything up to the cloud..? It amazes me the way you can take the tiniest thing and make a story out of it.
THe tiniest thing!!!! ITS MASSIVE!!
;O)
Your wife must love it when she asks "so how was your day?". It's not like most people's days.
She has been known to ask did that actually happen? And I am like, what, of course it did!! Kind of... Lol!
Without knowing what she looks like, I can picture the look on her face.
I bet you can, lol!
An interesting story 😂😂😂
Thank you very much!
Your creative writing and using fascinating word really impressed me. I lost me in your writing when I read this post. You had me reading faster and faster to see where you took the story!!! Great writing!! Thank you for sharing this post with us.
Loved this description.
Bandits at nine o'clock!!!
Piaaow!! Piaaow!!!.
That's a good way to deal with too early comments but you will find some exceptional people who actually read the post. What if someone knows the dirty little secret of fast reading?
Use the below pic next time for spam comments. Lol
Lol, it was the comment and lack of vote actually
But I see there is a vote now :0)
Oh, I believe it. lol! I thought it would be good to appreciate, I was sad to see it fail so bad. As soon as I felt that my comment was flagged I responded. The responses for robotic comments are hilarious though.
I try my best to be inventive!! :0D
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OMW!!!! LOL
Look at the video I just made for a very special one below!! :OD
Wonderful write
Kudos @meesterboom
Thank you mate
It seemed very consistent, the point that the Cirrus Project referred to uploading all its information infrastructure to the clouds, it was almost convincing, until you saw that scene outside the coffee shop between the lady and the old man ... Now if I think they are hiding something or they want to use you in some plot against the company ... the first point is who is that woman? What does she normally do in the company? What did she do sitting at your desk? Do you handle any confidential information that she wants to extract from your computer? ... Well, we'll see ...
The stories in the coffee shops are great. While reading the story I moved to the place and since I like coffee a lot, I feel the aroma of coffee with cinnamon and vanilla milk.
1984 seems to be quite the significant period of time..
Just when you think there is an easy answer.... I really think you will have to publish a book one day
Poino is varie nice
Pluck me some apples I fancy some pie!
Sorie chir
Madame, you flatter me with your girth
O my goodness. An interesting stories@bookpacker
An interesting fellow @fannywhacker
https://steemit.com/life/@beastgq/stephen-hawking-passed-away-today
Ffs, just dumping links are we?
hi, @meesterboom
Thank you for writing good.
I will follow you and I hope to write better in the future.
Look at here: Erotica/Story: Return_Part 1 (https://steemit.com/erotica/@alphacash/erotica-story-returnpart-1)
Thank you!
Oh no milady. You do not just drop your links in other people's comments and hope to use them as your own advertising board?