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I know I can't think of anything that might go wrong. And I put some serious thought into this.

Dark web ahoy!!!

Arrr!

Beer pirates!

Now that is an appealing thing matey! All aboard the Beer Bounty!

Only if you promise to stop wearing that dress.

I.. I... can't stop!!

Ran out of clean clothes due to lack of soap caused by lockdown so you have to dip into the wife's closet, "For now?"