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You could always try the dark web.

That would not work for me, because you only find dark beer on the dark wed.

I was thinking: They should make a Pilsner web.

Haha!! Well played!! :0D

Haha, yeah. That sounds awesomely safe. All my bitcoins would be safu!!!

I know I can't think of anything that might go wrong. And I put some serious thought into this.

Dark web ahoy!!!

Arrr!

Beer pirates!

Now that is an appealing thing matey! All aboard the Beer Bounty!

Only if you promise to stop wearing that dress.

I.. I... can't stop!!