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Good morning my friend.

I had a good sleep and hope that you had the same.

Hope that you will keep us updated on your conquests resulting from your running around with a naked oiled chest 😁

Hey, who said oil!

But its a good idea, I like it!

Just don't use old car oil my friend 😁

A true story here;

My ex brother in law went running every day. He was a serious runner and even entered into the famous Comrades Marathon.

But somewhere along his training runs, he became involved with another woman.
So, he put a small plastic bottle of old car oil in his pocket when he left the house on a run and he would return much later with the old oil marks on his hands and shirt.
His explanation to his wife was that he had to help a friend with his broken car.
Then the next time it was a broken motorbike, a broken bicycle and even a broken wheelchair.

Mistake was that he left his phone at home and his wife decided to have a look see.
That was the sorry end to his external romance 🤣

Lesson, stay faithful or else!

Ah, the daftie! So much sneaky and then letting it all fall by the wayside because he forgot his phone! Dashed clever though the oil thing!

Yeah and his scheme worked very well until it all blew up in his face hahaha.
The funny thing in life is that married wayfarers always get caught and still, people continue to do it.