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People have no respect for ponies anymore.

They dont. That why I skinned some dogs and made my ponies dress up in their skins so that they wouldn't feel shamed by going out.

Made a hell of a noise when I sewed them on

My sewing machine makes weird noises every time I make cat slippers.

You have to change the needle out and use a cats whisker instead. For some reason that fixes the noises

It worked. Thanks.

Cant hear you, I have cat's whiskers in my ears

They tickle when you put them up your ass.

I needed to laugh, sorry h aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I hope you pissed yourself.

I needed to laugh, sorry haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Haha, never apologise!!