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Oh, you will never wash another dish again after you get one. Mine even scrubs pots! Yes, I know, you can call me lazy, but, at least I don't have dish-pan-hands!

If it could scrub pots that would be even better! My hands can go back to their ladylike softness!

Well, not all, bur most. My hands don't like that warm, sudsy water. Still, it falls upon me.

Le sigh.

The travails of life! How very dare it!