Lol. I got in trouble at school because every time I wrote something I turned it into a horror. There were always heads flying off and people screaming as they feel into the depths of hell. I did like a good simile even then though!
Away and have that incredibly dull but probably enjoyable tea :0D
Ahaha well if I had have been your English teacher I would have loved it, being a zombie fan and all.
I had a hops tea, next best thing to penis.
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Yeah, that was me. Zombie, doom end of the world fan!
Thats nice, probably more pleasingly bitter :OD