Aw you are so poetic!! I think it would be spending to meet because I too believe the same. Something's you just know when you know that someone is a smasher!
I am also lucky in that I am splendidly like myself online and in real life hurrah!! So no embarrassed nonsense from me after farting. I would be count my hand and trying to qumph ya!! ;0)
Yet a smasher lass! And sorry. I nearly missed this reply via it was feeding time at the zoo and I was rushing things!! Lol