I totally remember that. I would be looking at the 40 year olds in da club and thinking, why arent they at home with their slippers on watching TV?!
I am wholly committed to it now and must say that I am enjoying it although I am enjoying it by just not fussing about it in y head.
I will still be shoving the dogs away from my nethers though!
Yeah... dogs are shamelessly persistent 🧐
When you don't shove them away anymore you are probably officially old.
So you're still good 👍🏻
It's a big one though. I hear you.
But it is also quite liberating in some ways. And beautiful in others.
Also. I can't wait to be able to whack people on the head with my walking stick and get away with it.
Things to look forward to :D
They really are. I don't mind that they like me but I don't want them thinking I'm easy meat! 🤪
You do have to have things to look forward to. Whacking people with a stick will be one of them. I will get the best stick I can!!
Well... there's that
And you are correct. 🧐
Right.
We begin with intrusive dogs and rolled up newspaper and move on to intrusive humans when we have our aim on point
And our walking sticks.
And now I'd like one with a hidden sword inside please. 👍 :D
Ever since the first rubbish movie I saw when I was young that someone pulled a sword from a cane I have harboured the ambition to own one. I mean really, can yo imagine the greatness!
I would literally be in jail for murder within minutes. Queue at the checkout in the local shop and someone tried to wedge in in front, boof SLAIN! Someone bumps into my shoulder on the street, boof... SLAIN! Old lady asks for directions.. SLAIN!! Dirty man down on his luck asks for some spare change... Arm chopped off then SLAIN!
So tempting.
Wow. You're a badass!
Moriarty all over 😬
You're hired 👍
I'd just whip it out, stand in that poncy fencing stance and yell "En guard!", randomly and unexpectedly.
And then smack 'em on the top of the head with it.
I'm a peaceful warrior, really... and a good laugh is the best way to win a battle, I reckon
That's why I try to keep my comedic chops up to scratch, I don't really want to languish in prison for the rest of my days fighting over the communal vape pen 🤣🤣
A vape pen sounds more than enough to warrant not getting caught. 😕
Also... prison got poncy and soft! Geesh.
I'm still smoking good ol' fashioned hardcore store bought fags. But then... I've looked death in the face and laughed so I'm gonna need to find a better motivation to quit. Yet again! And maybe one more time again... or not. Let's see now with what we know...
Also... please don't lose your sense of humour. 👍
My reading time would be far less enjoyable.