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Leather it will have to be, just don't go and jump around on the stage there in a scottish skirt. !LOL

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.

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@meesterboom, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @papilloncharity

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Hehe, those are strictly for weddings!! :0D