I sat and stared at the specimen of Doctoring that sat facing me.
She was a pretty filly. I reckoned she would be a fine one to ride into a storm. Fetlocks blowing in the wind as someone once sang.
She spoke.
So, I am Dr Delphi. Can we begin with some background? What brought you here today?
I giggled. The bottle of whisky I had for my breakfast had made me feel a tad mischievous.
Now there is a question Dr Delphi.
And would you like to answer it Mr Boom?
It's Uncle Boom my dear lady. Uncle. Why the last person who insisted on calling me Mister came to quite the sticky end. However... You may call me Boomy.
Dr Delphi crossed her fine legs. They reminded me of the legs on my mahogany dining table. The two good ones that is. The ones near the window were a little mottled with algae from that time I had the dinner party in the Amazon.
Apologies, Boomy. I am sorry to hear that your friend came to a sticky end. Were you close?
I snorted and pulled my pipe out.
Close? He was no friend but I suppose, yes. We were close at the end I suppose. In fact, you could say we 'danced.'
She nodded but did not respond immediately.
So, you were telling me the circumstances that brought you here today?
I crossed my own fine legs and lit my pipe. She raised an eyebrow but made no move to admonish me.
It's a tricky one. Yes, a tricky one. I guess you could say it is because I am somewhat of a psychopathic killer.
She nodded as if I had remarked on the weather.
Oh my, a killer? That's rather unusual.
I am glad to hear it. I wouldn't like to be considered... one of the herd.
I held her eyes with mine.
And have you... psychopathically killed lots of people, Boomy?
She asked, with a mild fluttering of her eyes.
Why yes, yes I have. More than I can count. It's become something of a habit!
I giggled a little madly.
She crossed her legs again. Like a pelican in a barbers chair.
I exhaled a big cloud of smoke.
May I ask a question now?
I asked, laying my pipe down in a convenient ashtray next to where I sat.
Please do.
Doctor Delphi almost purred.
Have you ever B'doinked a client, Doctor Delphi?
She stood and moved a few paced over to me. She was a fine filly indeed. I had an overwhelming urge to pull out the dog bone sponge and give her a good wetting.
Oh no, it wouldn't be ethical...
She began unbuttoning her blouse and moved even closer...
I stepped out into the bright light of day. My old friend Rory Spufnall was waiting for me, smoking on his massive Rhino-Bone pipe. He was a fine fellow despite having a face like fried chicken skin.
Ah, there he is. My old pumper Boomy!! What do you think of that then eh? What a bloody place!
I couldn't help but feel the tug of a smile.
It is everything you made it out to be and more old fellow. Why I feel quite invigorated. Like a great weight has been lifted, both above and below!!
Rory grinned like a labrador smelling something menstrual.
What sordid role-play did you come up with then? Go on, tell a chap! Did you get her to be a nurse? Or a sexy spanky Auntie?
I snorted and pulled out my own pipe.
Oh Rory, surely you should know?...
Meester you have turned into a perv since we last conversed, superb post all the same, and my vote is not worth a whopping 21 cents. (get in there)
21 cents, you whales up!!! Hehe, I have always been a perv!!!! :0D
oh nothin like a good b'doinkin story...we need the deets LOL
I think b'doink is explicit enough lol!!!!
Another fine one, Uncle Boom! A fine profession for a lady doctor...LOL
Indeed, a fine idea for an establishment of naughty purveyance!! :0D
Oh, the options. Whichever way you decide the end result will be the same. Everyone goes home happy. I must say though, a little mind control power would be quite epic. I have a few mids I would like to take over.
I have an extensive list!!!
oh we all you you did the dirty with her, otherwise there would be no point to this episode, now would there. I found you desription of Rorys face a bit weak though, might want to up your game on descriptions of Boomy's friends faces. :)
Lol, it's all about variety! It can't be vaginas and anal warts every week ;0)
Ohohoho enchanté, monsieur! That filly got what's coming to her, eh? Damn, autocorrect! I meant to say cumming! You may not have killed anyone this time around, but you certainly slayed! Score one, for the good fellow. Here, here!
Why he's, she may have charged a pretty penny but it was no doubt worth it! Perhaps he had found the antidote to death dealing!!
Never kiss and tell, Boom. A winning strategy I say.
If it's win then I'm in!
Your stories are a bit perverted and I love them!
I think they are the ones I like the most
a clicina, with that style of doctors 😷, hmmm must have many clients!
Ese es el trabajo completo! 😏
Can you imagine a massage clinic?🙄 @meesterboom
I can almost imagine!
And lol, yes it was a little perverted hehe !!
Seria el servicio completo 😋
Son buenas historias.
Initially the episode seemed very good, to be true ... I just hope that the poor girl does not become another victim of Uncle Boom.
This is the girl who made Uncle Boom lose his mind.
Now we have a murderer, alcoholic and pervert ... we will see that another qualifier can be added.
One of these is Uncle Boom ... Thank God! he is resting. (lol)
Greetings @meesterboom
I think this girl might be safe for done of reason :0D
Ahhh, Uncle Boom is mischievous today indeed! LOL! :D
He is egg!! Naughty Boomy!
You visited the doctor for your psychotic treatment and you get "something else" in return. You are a lucky man, meesterboom! Upvoted!
Uncle Boom has all the luck!
I have to learn a lot from Uncle Boom, especially in taking advantage and benefits of health professionals. So they want to go more often to the hospital.
I admire how this character turns out things.
Excellent reading dear friend @meesterboom
I wish you a great night
I think i too could be taking advantage of health professionals in that way better myself!! Cheers @jlufer!
B'doink B'doink B'doink B'doink B'doink B'doink
upvoted and resteemed
It's the new b'doom!
We know how that ended, no need to tell more details my dear friend
None at all! :0D
Good post..thank you for shahring
You are very welcome
You have created prapti in life very beautifully. I liked it very much. I appreciate your writing. I think of your writing. I think the interest of writing well is awake if I have learned a lot from you today, hope it will be of great benefit to me. In the future, I can do a better thing. I got encouraged by you that your life relationship is so beautiful and beautiful You have been thankful for the post of your important questions