It looks like the bosses El Jelly and El Jefe are in the a pickle jar now. No one messes with Luigi after opening his DOG wine.
Fun to read. You story is pertinent and kind of a parable of shit going on these days. Anyway, if you take the "controllata" out of the wine label DOCG you get DOG out of control.
Dog out of control. heh heh, I like it!
It is the world in macro. Petty admin and people wondering why nothing ever gets done anymore!