Don't be fooled by those straight trees. You think theyre easy to climb and the first little branchlet thing takes your weight, then you step up onto the next and it breaks and you drop down where upon the first little branchlet sticks up your arse.
Anyway, just take your poor kids to the park. Shit streaked slides, broken bottles and used condoms were good enough for us when we were kids! Nice scenery and fresh air is for old folks!
Terrible dadding in my humble opinion 2/10
Hahaha!! It is terrible.
I will find a good park full of used johnny bags and broken glass. It's Glasgow so that sums all of them up. It will be character building! :0D